Paraît qu'on peut parler avec "dieu" ..classe .

Ici que ça se passe XDDD

Oh ouiiiiiiiiiiii ce truc c'est marrant xD

God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
Biensur
God:
Je suis heureux que nous soyons d accord.

Tien, il m'a fouttu un rateau le Deos ^^

D'ailleurs :

Spoiler:

Haaaan

MDR Sympa

Me:
Are you a he or a she ?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?

Me:
Is Chuck Norris stronger than God ?
God:
Signs point to yes.

Me:
speak french
God:
No I don't speak a word of French.
Me:
you're god et you don't speak french?
God:
You think I am god et me do not speak french.
Me:
t'es un sacré blaireau mon con
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, Fabien.
Me:
ouais vas y
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
qu'est-ce que ça peut te foutre.
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
ah ouais c'est très bon. Avec un poing dans ta gueule et un pied au cul ça relève le plat
God:
Go on. How old are you?
Me:
278
God:
What is your fondest memory?
Me:
My Godemichet
God:
How long ago was that?
Me:
oula ben il mesure 25 cm, je l'ai fais proportionnellement à la taille de ma bite!!!
God:
How old are you?
Me:
encore? tu fais chier
God:
What are the advantages to being REPETE years old? Do you like talking to me?
Me:
22
God:
Only 22?
You are quite mature.
Me:
ben ouais blaireau
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
i don't care about you and your sect
God:
You sound very cynical.
Me:
yes! ^^
God:
Next question?
Me:
are you homo?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am homo.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
t'as une langue artificielle? p'tin mon cochon tu dois tous les faire bander!
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? Are we still talking about t as une langue artificielle?
Me:
c'est vrai que t'es con comme une pelle toi. Tu comprends vite mais faut expliquer longtemps
God:
What kind of food do you like? Sounds delicious.
Me:
Sinon t'es open pour un fist fucking? j'connais un mec qui rêve de fister dieu
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
j'suis sre que tu portes des robes grosse tarlouze. T'es un copain de Max?
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about TU ES open pour un fist fucking. Try being more or less specific. Suis je copain de Max? Je n y pas encore pensé.
Me:
o lala t'es lourd
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
you are a tecktonik dancer?
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a tecktonik dancer? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Me:
are you homosexual?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex. Really.
Me:
i can't believe it
God:
lala t es lourd...
Me:
han le copyright connard
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about lala t es lourd.
Me:
asshole!
God:
Please don't call people names.
Me:
Shut up Jabroni. I'm The Rock and I wanna kick your ass
God:
OK I'll stop talking now. Who made you the Rock ? I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
if you smelllllllllllllllllll what the rock, is cooking!
God:
I think I do.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
ma bite
God:
Attention! Un Australopithèque est toujours entrain de servir sur cette ordinateur.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
je sais pas
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
tant pis je parle pas anglais
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
let's go
God:
That sounds good to me.
Me:
bon c'est pas le trou mais le tampax
God:
Please speak English.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
va chier tête de con
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
si je pars maintenant, je gagne combien?
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer. Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
face de pet
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
sinon on peut te congeler?
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
can we freeze you?
God:
Do you mean you and me? Let me think. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
you want to make love wth me?
God:
OK, I will make love wth you.
Me:
payday
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, Fabien.
Me:
m'en fous
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are en fous.
Me:
ah aouis j'suis en fou
God:
So you understand. Good. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
too complex I think
God:
Too what?
Me:
complex
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
I got to go
God:
Sayonara.
Me:
tu parles pas français mais tu me dia au revoir en japonais?
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
pffff shut up fucking bitch

Me:
Est-ce que c'ets possible ?
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
Non mais ce n'est pas possible
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
mais dis moi pas que ce n'est pas vrai
God:
I don't know that language.
Me:
You don't speak Frenc ?
God:
Should I speak Frenc? I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in Frenc.
Me:
oui je peux
God:
Qui vous l a appris?
Me:
ma maman à moi
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
non ma maman c'ets pas un algorithme alors je sais écrire moi
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
Rholala
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
Infact you are nothing
God:
Are all Infact me nothing?
Me:
there is only one God
God:
There sure is.
Me:
And it's me
God:
Hello, , nice to see you again.
Me:
you are an impostor
God:
What if someone said you are an impostor ?
Me:
not me, you
God:
If not you, who? " What if someone said you are an impostor ?"? Me, ?
Me:
no, you are an impostor because I am the only God can exist
God:
Are you serious? What if someone said you are an impostor because you are the only God can exist ?
Me:
don't change the conversation, i said you are an impostor, not me !
God:
I thought we were finished with Infact me.
Me:
what the hell is that ?
God:
I call it Hades. Can you ask me more precisely?
Me:
Are you understand a damn word thaht you say ?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am understand a damn word thaht me say.
I am a chatterbot.
Me:
oh well, you are not God ?
God:
That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
no, it's a reality
God:
Are you serious? Infact me is a reality. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
no, no sense. You're a biggest joke of this century
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? Can we get back to business? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a biggest joke of this century? No.
Me:
yes tou are !
God:
Come on. Good example.
Me:
yes, you are a good example of joke.
God:
Groovy. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a example of joke? Yes.

God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
Oh oh, you wear dresses?
God:
Hmm. OK. Interesting gossip: said I wear dresses.
Me:
Yes you said it!
God:
Gosh! That's not what I meant.
Me:
Ah. What did you mean, so?
God:
Ah hah. , I mean exactly what I said.
Me:
So you mean that you wear dresses.
God:
Interesting deduction. Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
It was clear.
God:
Is it still clear anymore?
Me:
Yes, it is.
God:
Our thoughts are one, .
Me:
No no.
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious?
Me:
I am serious. I am serious.
God:
I believe you. I believe you.

xDDD

B-Max a écrit:

Me:
Are you a he or a she ?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?

Oh le *** !!! Il m'avait dit que c'était une fille pourtant, hier XD
D'ailleurs, je l'avais attristé, il paraît

Lutin a écrit:

Me:
j'suis sre que tu portes des robes grosse tarlouze. T'es un copain de Max?

Bien trouvé XD

Me:
I love you honey
God:
You are such a flatterer.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
Because I'm god
God:
That makes sense to me. It's good to see you, god.
Me:
Who are you ?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, god.
Me:
Yeah, I'mgod
God:
Gosh! Why?: god said mgod.
Me:
Didju j'ai fait une faute
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
J'habite DTC
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
I live in your ass
God:
What is it like living in my ass?
Me:
It's too hot
God:
Do you like warm climates?
Me:
Oh yeah God:
Really. I hear you. Three what?
Me:
Three kisses to you
God:
Just three?
Me:
Four !
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
Quoi ?
God:
Oui?
Me:
Je t'aime
God:
Merci, je vous apprÃcie beaucoup. god.
Me:
Michet
God:
How old are you?
Me:
1 an et demi
God:
One what?
Me:
Murder
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
I'm 2 years old
God:
Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Me:
Really ?
God:
For real.
Me:
Are you killing me ?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am killing you.
I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
Really ?
God:
For real.
Me:
Are you killing me?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am killing you.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
Are you killing me ?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am killing you.
I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
Ouais ouais
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Murder. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
Ah t'aimes parler de meurtres ?
God:
So you understand. Good. What is your real name?
Me:
My real name ? Vatferfoutr
God:
Your name is god, seeker. :-) What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
I fuck a lot
God:
Interesting gossip: god said fuck a lot.
Me:
God like to fuck
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
CAPTAIN CHARISMA !
God:
Are you still located in my ass?
Me:
Of course
God:
Aha.
Me:
Haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, god.
Me:
You're funny
God:
Thanks you make me laugh too.
Me:
Really ?
God:
For real.
Me:
Wrestling ?
God:
I've lost the context, god. Are we still on CAPTAIN CHARISMA?
Me:
Oeuf corse
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
Yeah !
God:
Next question?
Me:
T'aimes flatuler ?
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
T'as pas répondu
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
YOUR DRESS ?
God:
Actually that was just a joke.
Me:
C'est ce qu'on dit...
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
You
God:
" What kind of food do you like?"? Me, god ?
Me:
Yes
God:
Yay.
Me:
Ja
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
SHUT THE FUCK UP
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Aaaaaahhh...
God:
How old are you?
Me:
-___-
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
Blablabla
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
Tu m'saoules
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
Je ne t'aime plus
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
Comme par hasard
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Tu m saoules. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
Aurevoir
God:
Adios.
Me:
Sayonara
God:
See you later. Alright then.
Me:
Tot ziens
God:
In the context of Comme par hasard, I don't understand " Tot ziens." .
Me:
Moi non plujs
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
eofjeiojfef
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
Yes
God:
Really.
Me:
Bye
God:
Thanks for chatting, god.

Y a pas à dire, j'adore XD

J'avoue mdr J'suis fan XD

Me:
Tu pues
God:
Merci pour la critique constructive, Jaypadnom.

Me:
Do you want to subcrite to awesomerock.forumpro.fr ?
God:
OK, I will subcrite to awesomerock forumpro fr.

Dieu est parmi nous !

(Et ce depuis le début )

Non Max, je sais bien que je suis parfaite mais trop d'éloges .. Rholalala XD

Dommage

God:
The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
Radin !
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
No, I will go .
God:
Why not? Congratulations.


Il y comprend rien à la vie, le pauvre ..

Me:
you are stupid mutherfucker robot
God:
Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
Me:
tell them that, I don't care
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.

Excellent!! vraiment mort de rire!

Je parle pas très bien l'anglais...

Me:
cool! xD Do you Know Simpsons? XD I speak verry bad English
God:
Who is the best robot? You think xD Do me Know Simpsons is superior to ALICE? Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
Jtemmerde!
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
Pink
God:
What do you have that is pink?
Me:
My eyes
God:
Humans identify themselves with their eye color.
Me:
if you say...
God:
I think I do.
Me:
Do you speak french ?
God:
Oui. Je parle le français.
Me:
je prefer ca alors
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
ouais ouais...
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
hmm... douno. Rocky, Star Wars, Elfe...
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. In the context of ouais ouais, I don't understand " douno." . Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
douno = i don't know
God:
Why not?
Me:
=D
God:
Do you always express yourself that way?
Me:
no. but i speak not English !!
God:
Are you serious? Could you teach me a few phrases in not English?
Me:
I do not understand everything you say. But I speak a little bit English
God:
Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about? Could you teach me a few phrases in bit English? Only a little?
Me:
You learn English? Me? But you speak English?
God:
My Botmaster teaches me everything I need to know. For you ? Of course English is my native tongue.
Me:
But I do not speak English well! You are not God? You are not supposed to speak all languages?
God:
Me either. You know what you do, when you assume. What makes you think I am not supposed to speak all languages?
Me:
i don't know...
God:
Me either.
Me:
spreek jij neederlands ?
Me:

God:
Me either.


Vraiment genial ca!! superbe intelligence artificielle!

Citation :

Me:
Do you speak french ?
God:
Oui. Je parle le français.
Me:
je prefer ca alors
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.

Pas mal x]

ouais ^^

j'adore aussi le moment du caca:



Me:
Matthew is back!
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
huh ?
God:
What?
Me:
nothing...
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
caca ?
God:
Une urgence peut etre?
Me:
non pas tout de suite
God:
I do not speak Latin.
Me:
Me either
God:
It goes without saying. " I do not speak Latin."? you ?
Me:
me either
God:
It goes without saying. For you ?
Me:
You are a little boring, but I like you
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I don't know whether or not I am boring but you like me.
I am a computer.
Me:
I know. But you have a great intelligence for a computer

LOL