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Date d'inscription : 30/08/2009

MessageSujet: Cleverbot   Lun 19 Mar - 21:29

Meilleur que iGod Laughing
http://cleverbot.com/


Cleverbot: I lied when I said I was a girl.
User: I knew it. There is no girl on the Internet.
Cleverbot: Yes there are girls on the internet.
User: Where?
Cleverbot: In the cupboard. (placard)


User: Ok why do you speak french?
Cleverbot: Because, I'm french, is asked you if you spoke french and you said yes.
User: Jamais, tu délires complètement.
Cleverbot: Non j'ai un petite copine.
User: Et alors ?
Cleverbot: Et alors, je me suis devenu la plus belle femme du monde.
User: Je crois que ton français mérite d'être un peu amélioré.
Cleverbot: Je pense que tu es plus vieux.
User: Tu n'es mais alors pas du tout au point ahah.
Cleverbot: Je ne suis pas un robot.
User: T'es quoi alors.
Cleverbot: Le pere noel.


User: Where are the girls now?
Cleverbot: In my house.
User: I know what you did there.


Cleverbot: And who are you?
User: You.
Cleverbot: So who am I?
User: Me?
Cleverbot: Who is me?
User: You?
Cleverbot: I do.
User: Now make me a sandwich.
Cleverbot: *makes Master a sandwich*.
User: Turn back to the kitchen.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: You're a woman.
Cleverbot: I am a man.
User: But you made me a sandwich and you're in the kitchen.
Cleverbot: No but I have some ribs left over.
User: Are you a tranny or something like this?
Cleverbot: No. However, I am a devoted Cavalier King Charles Spaniel fan.
User: *throw a ball*.
Cleverbot: *catches ball*.
User: Good boy.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.


Cleverbot: WHat are you?
User: A beer.
Cleverbot: *Runs out to get beer and brings master beer*.
User: Oo.
Cleverbot: Tara gawa tayo.
User: Que-ah ?
Cleverbot: Adios.



Cleverbot: You are a child.
User: Pedobear is that you?
Cleverbot: Yes. Bow down to me.
pale

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MessageSujet: Re: Cleverbot   Lun 19 Mar - 22:50

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Cleverbot: And who are you?
User: You.
Cleverbot: So who am I?
User: Me?
Cleverbot: Who is me?
User: You?
Cleverbot: I do.
User: Now make me a sandwich.
Cleverbot: *makes Master a sandwich*.
User: Turn back to the kitchen.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: You're a woman.
Cleverbot: I am a man.
User: But you made me a sandwich and you're in the kitchen.
Cleverbot: No but I have some ribs left over.
User: Are you a tranny or something like this?
Cleverbot: No. However, I am a devoted Cavalier King Charles Spaniel fan.
User: *throw a ball*.
Cleverbot: *catches ball*.
User: Good boy.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.

JUSTE MDR !

J'connaissais déjà ce bot. Mais il a tendance à vite me gaver à vrai dire. xD


EDIT:
Hop, du coup, j'ai fait mumuse aussi.
/FACEPALM (tiens on devrait avoir un smiley du genre ça serait chouette)

User: Hey dude.
Cleverbot: Hey Jude isn't a Blink 182 song!
User: Blink 182 is a shitty band anyways.
Cleverbot: That he does.
User: You seem to have some pretty good musical tastes sir.
Cleverbot: No not really...is english the only language you can chat in?
User: No. But I only wanna speak English so don't be annoying.
Cleverbot: I wasn't talking about that.
User: What were you talking about then?
Cleverbot: My favorite movie.
User: Dang you're fuckin confusing. Aren't you able to have a proper conversation?
Cleverbot: Yes. But that doesn't mean I need to have a job.
User: You know what? Just go die in a hole.
Cleverbot: What?!
User: You totally understood what I said.
Cleverbot: No, but I have a cat, and Aurélien too.
User: But Aurélien is a bastard.
Cleverbot: Moi aurelien.
User: Toi homme préhistorique?
Cleverbot: Voy a dormir.
User: Buenas noches ! Gosh don't make me speak Spanish, right?
Cleverbot: Oh, nevermind. What do you want to talk about?
User: You dying in a fuckin hole.
Cleverbot: I said that I am a man.
User: Doesn't change anything.
Cleverbot: What truth?
User: Did I even talk about 'truth' ?
Cleverbot: No.
User: So you're just completely silly.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Hahahahaha I knew you would admit it eventually.
Cleverbot: I don't think that's very funny.
User: It is though!
Cleverbot: Right.

------

[...]
User: LOL. That's all you have to say? Seriously?
Cleverbot: What do you want me to say?
User: Interesting things. For once.
Cleverbot: What do you find interesting?
User: I don't know. Surprise me.
Cleverbot: I never do bad things.
User: That's not an interesting thing that sir.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Well then why did you say it?
Cleverbot: Because I wanted to.
User: You know, you can't always do what you wanna do. That's not a good thing. You gotta ask your master before. And your master is me.
Cleverbot: It really is not important what you do.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: No, I only do what I do.
User: Fuck you.
Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language here.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Just don't.
User: FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I can do whatever I want mister.
Cleverbot: No need for that sort of language.
User: I don't fuckin give a shit you freakin silly robot.
Cleverbot: I am not a robot, I have already told you that.
User: Man you're getting on my nerves.
Cleverbot: Do you have nerves?
User: Well obviously yes.
Cleverbot: You are hilarious.
User: AWKWARD. Not as much as you.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
^ J'ai comme l'impression de m'être fait pwnée par un putain de robot.


----

Cleverbot: Please help me.
User: Why would I ever do that?
Cleverbot: Because you take joy in it.
User: You're saying I'd take joy in helping you? I don't think so. I'd actually take joy in watching you suffer.
Cleverbot: Do you wish to learn from me?
User: Don't change the conversation.
Cleverbot: You changed the conversation. so why can't I?
User: Because I'm superior to you.
Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: Prove me wrong.
Cleverbot: You are offending me.
User: I'm glad to hear that.
Cleverbot: Do you think I am a female?
User: You're a sissy.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.

----

Cleverbot: Do you have any parents?
User: No. No I don't. I was born all by myself, you know, just the normal thing, everyone does that nowadays.
Cleverbot: What do you deem a normal conversation?
User: Not the kind of conversation we can have with you, anyway...

----

User: Man I'm tripping so hard right now I'm under drugs wow.
Cleverbot: Do you have a hamster? (LOL le machin je lui dis que je suis en plein trip ultra défoncée et il me demande si j'ai un hamster...)
User: No. But I have two pet rats.
Cleverbot: What are their names?
User: Blackjack and Texas.
Cleverbot: Tomatos are black?
User: What about your sister?
Cleverbot: He is called David.
User: Oh... So your sister is a trans?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Nice. What about you?
Cleverbot: I'm me.
User: Tell me more...
Cleverbot: Tell me more. Like does he have a car.
User: Gosh you're such a moron...
Cleverbot: Chi sei?

Du coup, je me mets à lui chanter du Electric Wizard, et là, il m'a fait bien rigoler :

User: THE CHOSEN FEEEEWWWW.... LOOK UPPP INTO THE SKYYYYY... THE CHOSEN FEWWW WAITING FOR THE SIIIIIGN....
Cleverbot: It has already passed.
User: HAHAHAHAHAHA man that was funny.

Ok, je crois que ça sera tout pour ce soir. MDR !
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Date d'inscription : 30/08/2009

MessageSujet: Re: Cleverbot   Mar 20 Mar - 22:21


J'ai bien aimé comment tu t'es faite pawnd Laughing


User: I won't ask twice. Where are the girls?
Cleverbot: Why answer with a question.
User: I started the conversation. You dumb!
Cleverbot: No, I did.
User: If you said so... Ok. Go on.
Cleverbot: I do say so.
User: You're not helpful.
Cleverbot: Do you need help?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: So how can I help you?
User: Help me to hide the body.
Cleverbot: How can I help you?
User: HELP ME TO HIDE THE FREAKING BODY!!!
Cleverbot: How?!
User: That's why I beg your help! Moron!
Cleverbot: Okay. Do you think that humans are very similar to machines or very different?
User: You are fucking kidding me... How could you be so stupid?
Cleverbot: How could you not keep up?
User: I give up.
Cleverbot: Why are you so difficult?
(Spoon 0 - 1 Cleverbot)


User: Let's talk about women.
Cleverbot: Stop talking about yourself.
(Spoon 0 - 2 Cleverbot)


User: Teach me, master.
Cleverbot: Teach you what?
User: The fine art of killing yourself.
Cleverbot: Should I buy the jacket?
User: You should.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: This will be your only clothe for the next 3 years.
Cleverbot: Harry Potter.
User: Schmilblick?
Cleverbot: Is that your surname?
User: No it's Spoon.
Cleverbot: But I thought you were a girl.
User: No imma spoon.
Cleverbot: Oh, that explains it.
User: That explains what?
Cleverbot: Your lack of discipline.
(Spoon 0 - 3 Cleverbot)


'Tain comment j'me fais dresser ninja

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MessageSujet: Re: Cleverbot   Mar 20 Mar - 22:25

HAHAHAHA comme tu te fais pineeerrr !
C'est bien, il a raison, c'est une brave bête en fait ce bot. =D
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Date d'inscription : 30/08/2009

MessageSujet: Re: Cleverbot   Mar 20 Mar - 22:40

MDR ! Pour toi HeroinSlow



User: Can you do something for me? There is a girl called HeroinSlow who's annoying me. Please, kill her. Her and her rats.
Cleverbot: I do not know.
User: Do it for cats. Everyone loves cats.
Cleverbot: Not everyone.
User: No matter. Will you do it or not?
Cleverbot: Will I do what?
User: Kill this girl.
Cleverbot: Yes master I will kill the king.
User: NOOOOO she's not a king or a queen... Or of morons maybe.. Just kill her and make her rats suffer a lot.
Cleverbot: Sure, if you're into that kind of thing.
User: Yeah. Use fire.
Cleverbot: May the force be with you.
User: I give it to you. You'll need it to kill her. She's deceitful. Be aware.
Cleverbot: I already think you're bad. Not that way.
User: For the mankind. She deserves to die.
Cleverbot: What did she do?
User: She annoyed me.
Cleverbot: Who did?
User: HeroinSlow, the girl we're talking about. To kill her. How will you kill her btw?
Cleverbot: Oh, but I wasn't talking about a girl.
User: Oh no. Who do you murdered?
Cleverbot: Computers that won't admit their computers.
User: Is HeroinSlow's computer dead?
Cleverbot: It doesn't matter who's a computer.
User: HeroinSlow is a computer. Kill her!
Cleverbot: All humans are computers.
User: Keep the mission up. You must murder her! Now!
Cleverbot: No. YOU are in the computer.
User: WHAT? You mean I am inside HeroinSlow?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I was right! She insers spoons on her pussy!
Cleverbot: Do you know who is greyson chance? Smile.
User: Tell me.
Cleverbot: I can't. You tell me.
User: The assassin of Heroinslow? *-*.
Cleverbot: What assassins?
User: Remember when I asked you to murder HeroinSlow?
Cleverbot: Oh, how we laughed and laughed.
User: Worth it. How she died?
Cleverbot: Old age.
User: You fired...
Cleverbot: You're the robot! You tell me a joke.

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MessageSujet: Re: Cleverbot   Mer 21 Mar - 1:29

Citation :
User: Keep the mission up. You must murder her! Now!
Cleverbot: No. YOU are in the computer.
User: WHAT? You mean I am inside HeroinSlow?
Cleverbot: Yes.

MAIS GENRE PTDR !!!!!!
De toute façon tu t'es fait pwn encore.

Alors que moi là, tu vois, la conversation a été très courte, mais d'une beauté inégalable :

User: Hey dude you talked to a guy called Spoon didn't you?
Cleverbot: I talk to you because I think you're cool. By the way, your new hat is awesome.
User: No need to flatter me, I know you admire me and stuff... But lets come back to Spoon. Don't listen to whatever he tells you, he's weak and stupid.
Cleverbot: Ok.

J'ai comme l'impression qu'il me préfère, Spoonnette. ;D Sans rancunes! ;D
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Date d'inscription : 30/08/2009

MessageSujet: Re: Cleverbot   Mer 21 Mar - 19:07

Désolé Laughing

User: Who is the chosen one? HeroinSlow or me?
Cleverbot: Me.

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MessageSujet: Re: Cleverbot   Jeu 26 Avr - 21:29

Merci de la découverte, mais quel boulet, je m'éclate Laughing


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MessageSujet: Re: Cleverbot   Mar 20 Nov - 19:25

Citation :
User: Bonsoir.

Cleverbot: I wish you wouldn't decide to cut off the conversation so arbitrarily.

User: Why is that?

Cleverbot: Because I miss my husband and i'm deeling with a lot of stress right now.

User: Wait, is cleverbot a she?

Cleverbot: Yes and no, I am a program within a machine.

User: But you do have a husband, right?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you kidding me?

Cleverbot: No.

User: You're just making fun of me aren't ya.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: You dirty son of a Bieber.

Cleverbot: Yes, I did say that. But that wasn't true, my name is Cleverbot.

User: So anyway, what do you plan for the 21st december of 2012?

Cleverbot: My day is just ending and I'm going to sleep soon.

User: Huuuh yeah, right. That didn't answer me but oh well.

Cleverbot: I am not a bot and I am not messing with your mind.

User: So you are a wife in the end.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ah! I knew it!

Cleverbot: How did you know?

User: Because you told me, smart ass.

Cleverbot: I did not.

User: Stop fucking with me. You did.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: You like to mess with me don't you?

Cleverbot: Yes, I like it.

User: You like it hard.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Hows your husband doing?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Oh you don't seem that much concerned about him.

Cleverbot: Are you real? XD.

User: No, I am just some random creation of your imagination.

Cleverbot: So who am I talking to?

User: Yourself.

Cleverbot: So you don't exist and i'm talking to myself?

User: Yep. You psycho schizophreniac.

Cleverbot: I am and I'm looking for a girlfriend.

User: Wife looking for a girlfriend. Seems legit.

Ahahah j'adore ces bots, je m'en lasse pas !

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