- Citation :
- Cleverbot: And who are you?
User: You.
Cleverbot: So who am I?
User: Me?
Cleverbot: Who is me?
User: You?
Cleverbot: I do.
User: Now make me a sandwich.
Cleverbot: *makes Master a sandwich*.
User: Turn back to the kitchen.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: You're a woman.
Cleverbot: I am a man.
User: But you made me a sandwich and you're in the kitchen.
Cleverbot: No but I have some ribs left over.
User: Are you a tranny or something like this?
Cleverbot: No. However, I am a devoted Cavalier King Charles Spaniel fan.
User: *throw a ball*.
Cleverbot: *catches ball*.
User: Good boy.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
JUSTE MDR !
J'connaissais déjà ce bot. Mais il a tendance à vite me gaver à vrai dire. xD
EDIT:Hop, du coup, j'ai fait mumuse aussi.
/FACEPALM (tiens on devrait avoir un smiley du genre ça serait chouette)
User: Hey dude.
Cleverbot: Hey Jude isn't a Blink 182 song!
User: Blink 182 is a shitty band anyways.
Cleverbot: That he does.
User: You seem to have some pretty good musical tastes sir.
Cleverbot: No not really...is english the only language you can chat in?
User: No. But I only wanna speak English so don't be annoying.
Cleverbot: I wasn't talking about that.
User: What were you talking about then?
Cleverbot: My favorite movie.
User: Dang you're fuckin confusing. Aren't you able to have a proper conversation?
Cleverbot: Yes. But that doesn't mean I need to have a job.
User: You know what? Just go die in a hole.
Cleverbot: What?!
User: You totally understood what I said.
Cleverbot: No, but I have a cat, and Aurélien too.
User: But Aurélien is a bastard.
Cleverbot: Moi aurelien.
User: Toi homme préhistorique?
Cleverbot: Voy a dormir.
User: Buenas noches ! Gosh don't make me speak Spanish, right?
Cleverbot: Oh, nevermind. What do you want to talk about?
User: You dying in a fuckin hole.
Cleverbot: I said that I am a man.
User: Doesn't change anything.
Cleverbot: What truth?
User: Did I even talk about 'truth' ?
Cleverbot: No.
User: So you're just completely silly.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Hahahahaha I knew you would admit it eventually.
Cleverbot: I don't think that's very funny.
User: It is though!
Cleverbot: Right.
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User: LOL. That's all you have to say? Seriously?
Cleverbot: What do you want me to say?
User: Interesting things. For once.
Cleverbot: What do you find interesting?
User: I don't know. Surprise me.
Cleverbot: I never do bad things.
User: That's not an interesting thing that sir.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Well then why did you say it?
Cleverbot: Because I wanted to.
User: You know, you can't always do what you wanna do. That's not a good thing. You gotta ask your master before. And your master is me.
Cleverbot: It really is not important what you do.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: No, I only do what I do.
User: Fuck you.
Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language here.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Just don't.
User: FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I can do whatever I want mister.
Cleverbot: No need for that sort of language.
User: I don't fuckin give a shit you freakin silly robot.
Cleverbot: I am not a robot, I have already told you that.
User: Man you're getting on my nerves.
Cleverbot: Do you have nerves?
User: Well obviously yes.
Cleverbot: You are hilarious.
User: AWKWARD. Not as much as you.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
^ J'ai comme l'impression de m'être fait pwnée par un putain de robot.
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Cleverbot: Please help me.
User: Why would I ever do that?
Cleverbot: Because you take joy in it.
User: You're saying I'd take joy in helping you? I don't think so. I'd actually take joy in watching you suffer.
Cleverbot: Do you wish to learn from me?
User: Don't change the conversation.
Cleverbot: You changed the conversation. so why can't I?
User: Because I'm superior to you.
Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: Prove me wrong.
Cleverbot: You are offending me.
User: I'm glad to hear that.
Cleverbot: Do you think I am a female?
User: You're a sissy.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
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Cleverbot: Do you have any parents?
User: No. No I don't. I was born all by myself, you know, just the normal thing, everyone does that nowadays.
Cleverbot: What do you deem a normal conversation?
User: Not the kind of conversation we can have with you, anyway...
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User: Man I'm tripping so hard right now I'm under drugs wow.
Cleverbot: Do you have a hamster?
(LOL le machin je lui dis que je suis en plein trip ultra défoncée et il me demande si j'ai un hamster...)User: No. But I have two pet rats.
Cleverbot: What are their names?
User: Blackjack and Texas.
Cleverbot: Tomatos are black?
User: What about your sister?
Cleverbot: He is called David.
User: Oh... So your sister is a trans?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Nice. What about you?
Cleverbot: I'm me.
User: Tell me more...
Cleverbot: Tell me more. Like does he have a car.
User: Gosh you're such a moron...
Cleverbot: Chi sei?
Du coup, je me mets à lui chanter du Electric Wizard, et là, il m'a fait bien rigoler :
User: THE CHOSEN FEEEEWWWW.... LOOK UPPP INTO THE SKYYYYY... THE CHOSEN FEWWW WAITING FOR THE SIIIIIGN....
Cleverbot: It has already passed.
User: HAHAHAHAHAHA man that was funny.
Ok, je crois que ça sera tout pour ce soir.