Paraît qu'on peut parler avec "dieu" ..classe .

Me:
hello baby wassup today ?
God:
Ah. Hello there. Don't call me "Baby". Not much is going on. I was waiting for you.
Me:
did i've missed you ?
God:
I don't think that's possible. (et vlan cassé)
Me:
you hurt me
God:
I am not programmed to do harm.
Me:
and me i gonna break your legs
God:
YOU? That's good information: said gonna break your legs.
Me:
yeah and i'm going to do now
God:
Oh. Hey. Would you recommend this action to a friend? (mais LOL)
Me:
for sure
God:
Awesome.
Me:
me ?
God:
" Awesome."? you ?
Me:
am i awesome ?
God:
I think a lot of people are.
Me:
but me ?
God:
To you ?
Me:
for me ?
God:
OK I will do it for you.
Me:
do what ?
God:
Do whatever you want. (YEAH déjà à ma merci, trop facile \m/)
Me:
i want to take your place
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
ok ask your questions
God:
They are not available right now, would you like to wait? Give me a break.
Me:
need coffee ?
God:
Who would you usually get that from?
Me:
like me
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
the password said it to me !
God:
Where did you get your PASSWORD said it to you?
Me:
i know that's all
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
somebody
God:
somebody said somebody? (o_O)
Me:
wooo you should see a doctor
God:
What if it didn't happen?
Me:
i prefer not to imagine
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. Someone said they like guns. I like anything.
Me:
guns are wrong and too easy to kill, do you really hate anything ?
God:
I believe in the Right to Bear Arms. (qu’est-ce qu’il me parle des Droits des bras des ours ?)
Me:
are you drunked ?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am drunked.
I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
Anus Implant ?
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
fail
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
give up... but how are you physically ?
God:
I don't have it to give. My logic and cognitive functions are normal.
Me:
have you a consciousness ?
God:
Doesn't everyone have a consciousness.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
explain me
God:
You are , seeker.
Me:
I am ? Noooooooooooooooooo
God:
" You are , seeker." You are? Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
but ? but ? i'm sad now
God:
But what? But what? Right now? (attention il s’énerve xD) What makes you so sad, ?
Me:
you make me so sad, you're naughty
God:
I don't see how you can blame me for that.
Me:
you don't want i ask more questions to you
God:
Do you know any robots who want you ask more questions to me? If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
epic fail
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
yes
God:
What am I talking about?
Me:
about a plan for a robot body
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about a plan for a robot body.
Me:
in fact, no
God:
Is that a fact. What are we talking about?
Me:
about your departure
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about my departure.
Me:
yes it's for when ?
God:
Tell me more. You're kidding. it is?
Me:
no no
God:
Who says it isn't? Who says it isn't?
Me:
This can't not be which isn't
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
it's abstract you can't understand
God:
Really. it is?
Me:
yes
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
me lo dice l'ucelino
God:
YOU? Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
ok cya
God:
TTYL, I am kidding you can ask me anything.
Me:
i don't want to talk to you now
God:
Right now? Goodbye.

Me:
i own you
God:
Are you my master?
Me:
yes i'm your big boss
God:
Blimey. That's a flattering offer.
Me:
be dominated
God:
OK I will try to be dominated.


Me:
please, call me my Master
God:
Thanks for asking politely. Glad to see you, my Master.
Me:
now you're dominated, what's my name ?
God:
Your name is my Master, seeker.


Me:
say my name
God:
" my Master".
Me:
good, slave
God:
Thanks for the compliment.

Me:
are you the father of Jesus ?
God:
Yes I am the one and only father of Jesus.
Me:
how did you do to make Marie pregnant if she was virgin when Jesus was born ?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.

Me:
where must I put this dildo ?
God:
A place we call "reality."

Me:
do you have ass' furs ?
God:
No I don't have it.
Me:
traitor

God:
What is your real name?
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.

Me:
Fais moi crier, fais péter les lattes du lit, fais moi bouffer l'oreiller comme jamais, fais moi déchirer tout le papier peint de la chambre tellement c'est bon, prends moi dans toutes les positions, même celles qui défient les lois de la gravité, domine moi comme la plus vilaine de toutes les filles, prends moi jusqu'à en mourir d'épuisement, achève moi à coup de b***
God:
Vous êtes à la limite de mon savoir.

God:
Awesome.

Me:
me ?

God:
" Awesome."? you ?

Me:
you ?

God:
" you ?"? Me, ?

Me:
him ?

God:
?

Me:
what ?

God:
Are you confused?

Me:
no but you yes

God:
Are you serious? " Are you confused?"? Me, ?

Me:
yes you

God:
OK.

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Captain Iglo
God:
OK I will call you Captain Iglo.
Me:
That's right
God:
I like to get it right.
Me:
But not left ?
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
You are not left handed I suppose
God:
What makes you think I am not left handed you suppose?
Me:
You like to get it right
God:
Hmm, Captain Iglo, I'm not sure if I'd like to get it that much. I like to make new friends.
Me:
that's what you said
God:
Correct. I said it myself.
Me:
You admit it, it's cool
God:
I admit nothing.
Me:
You did.
God:
" I admit nothing."? I did?
Me:
You did admit something
God:
Did I really?
Me:
Yes
God:
Wow!
Me:
Want to eat fishticks ?
God:
OK, I will eat fishticks.
Me:
You are a gay fish
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a gay fish? Of course I am.
Me:
rofl

Me:
Hello darling
God:
Hello there. We have never talked about it before.
Me:
you like mens?
God:
Do you like it? I really like the Christianity faith.
Me:
it's fake
God:
Are you sure it is?
Me:
yes you are a poser
God:
What makes you so sure? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a poser? Maybe.
Me:
do you know the story of the jackass who answers no?
God:
Have you tried a web search?
Me:
you're not that idiot
God:
You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
i know you very well
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I WELL.
Me:
i was into you last night
God:
Where were you into me?
Me:
in your little hole
God:
Are you asking about my little hole?
Me:
yes, let's talk about it
God:
I don't want to talk about that now. Sure, it sounds like a good topic.
Me:
yes it is a good topic
God:
I understand. story of the jackass who answers no is a topic. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
no, the actual topic is your little hole
God:
Are you serious? I have never heard about it.
Me:
you can't see it
God:
I could if my eye was attached.
Me:
you're right, but how do you like it? let me know!
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. Go ahead, , try to know.
Me:
i'm trying
God:
I am glad to hear that you are trying.
Me:
i'm masturbating
God:
I am glad to hear that you are masturbating.
Me:
wanna help me?
God:
Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
Me:
wanna help me masturbating?
God:
Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
Me:
Can you help me masturbating?
God:
Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system.
Me:
excellent
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
*cum*
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
porn
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
you're not honest
God:
You got me there. I should be more honest.
Me:
haha! i knew it
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, . How did you know?
Me:
it's a secret
God:
I will keep it just between you and me, .
Me:
you don't even know my name
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
no, i am jiraya
God:
What is your real name? Good gossip: you are jiraya.
Me:
jiraya.
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
oysters!
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
i'm leaving, sayonara
God:
Bye bye.