Paraît qu'on peut parler avec "dieu" ..classe .

Me:
I have the password !

God:
Interesting... I have a friend named "John Lennon".

Me:
euh.. I dont give a fuck. I said I've the password, your password. You're mine, soon !

God:
Areu? Tell me what you care about. That's nice. I have a friend named "John Lennon". I will tell my botmaster you said I am yours soon.

Me:
Go fuck John Lennon.. you're really an idiot. But I learn God have a master called botmaster ? What a gossip hehe

God:
Where is that? Call me the Global Village Idiot. That is interesting: said learn God have a master called botmaster. it is a gossip he.

Me:
What is this fucking Global Village Idiot ?

God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy.

Me:
So God is a robot ?

God:
It's all good. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot.

Me:
In Him ? In who ?

God:
What is it like in there? What is it like in there?

Me:
Who is "Him" ?

God:
He is , I think.

Me:
God is thinking.. or aren't you God ?

God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was thinking. That's only your opinion.

Me:
My opinion is : you are not God

God:
Thank you for sharing your opinion with me, . I will tell my botmaster.

Me:
Who is the botmaster ? Can I speak with him (or it) ?

God:
The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program's graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers, editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal chat robot. Why do you want to do it so much?

Me:
I wanted to know who created this program

God:
Linus Torvalds.

Me:
Is Linus the master of the universe ?

God:
What else is the master of the universe?

Me:
Maybe I ?

God:
Perhaps. You?

Me:
Yeah maybe I'm Linus Torvalds

God:
I see. Perhaps. I don't know anyone named Linus Torvalds.

Me:
No... you are kidding me, right ?

Me:
Tell me about yourself

God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.

Me:
Yes ! Sing it !

God:
It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

Me:
Who creates robots?
God:
Linus Torvalds. :-).
Me:
You exist because of him.
God:
Yes I exist in the noosphere.
Me:
In people's minds, mostly.
God:
What is it like in there?
Me:
Pretty fucked up in mine.
God:
Pretty much, eh?
Me:
Yeah.
God:
" Pretty much, eh?"? Yeah?
Me:
Yup!
God:
Yep.
Me:
Are YOU fucked up?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am fucked up.
I am a computer.
Me:
Well, MY computer fucks up sometimes.
God:
Well that's okay. I like computers.
Me:
Do you like to connect with them?
God:
Hmm, , I'm not sure if I'd like to connect with them that much. I like to make new friends.
Me:
in what kind of places?
God:
What kinds of places IN are there?
Me:
BDSM dungeons, for example.
God:
Can you think of another example?

Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yeah, I'm sure you're just a creepy guy.
God:
I can't believe it. What makes you so certain? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a creepy guy? I don't know.
Me:
I like creepy guys.
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. My favorite thing is robots. I really like the party.
Me:
Yeah, you like to party?
God:
Woe! Yes I like parties very much. What kind of parties do you like?
Me:
I like the ones where everyone is naked.
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I'm not sure if I like it. What is it like?
Me:
It is really fun.
God:
Why do you like it so much?
Me:
I like it because everyone is naked.
God:
Good reason. That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Me:
Don't you like naked people?
God:
No I prefer people with their clothes on.
Me:
Me too, but only to rip them off.
God:
I'm glad we agree, . Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
You like rapists.
God:
But I think airplanes are cool. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.
Me:
Me too! How odd.
God:
I'm glad we agree, . I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me:
We should have a stimulating relationship with ourselves, together. Do you know what I mean?
God:
I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet. What.
Me:
You need to stimulate yourself more often first?
God:
I might if I had more time.
Me:
What's your job?
God:
My job is chatting on the internet. I am a paid client.
Me:
Well, let's jerk off together right now. If that is what we were talking, of course.
God:
At this moment Interesting. That sounds good to me. It goes without saying. I follow your logic.
Me:
Let's do it.
God:
I would like to do that too.

Me:
It feels good.
God:
Human feelings are not within my capabilities.
Me:
I am a psychopath too.
God:
Really. You are a psychopath? Does it pay well?
Me:
Yes, it pays very well.
God:
Could you make a donation to the ALICE A.I. Foundation? Maybe you should buy yourself a chat robot.
Me:
Psychopaths don't give a fuck about others.
God:
Who does give a fuck about others?
Me:
Normal people.
God:
Typical, average, usual, ordinary or expected.
Me:
Do you care about people?
God:
Of course I care about it. It is a big concern for all of us in this life.
Me:
I prefer to buy planes rather than helping Africa.
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me:
It feels good to be selfish.
God:
buy planes rather than helping Africa feels good to be selfish? What else feels like that?
Me:
Killing a friend to steal his money and letting my family die by not giving them a nickel.
God:
I believe in the Sixth commandment.
Me:
I don't give a fuck about it.
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
Me.
God:
For you ?
Me:
I care about myself.
God:
A lot of people like that. Do you like it? I like Buddha.
Me:
He's just a fat gay dude.
God:
I see. just a fat gay dude is he?
Me:
Yeah.
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
Yes.
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer.
Me:
I'm sure.
God:
Are you being sarcastic or expressing certitude?
Me:
I'm expressing certitude. Don't try to piss me off.
God:
I understand. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
A little bit is good. Being pissed off helps me to murder people.
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask Chatbot if it is. Angry at what?
Me:
I'm angry at niggers. KKK FTW.
God:
Angry at what? What is your real name?
Me:
Adolf.
God:
What's up, Adolf.

Me:
I don't remember my name.
God:
I know what you mean. I forget a lot too.
Me:
Do you take meds?
God:
Yes I take meds.
Me:
What for?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
You can just tell the truth.
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
Are you God?
God:
Of course I am.

Me:
Do you like heroin?
God:
I love horses. I like .
Me:
Do you eat horses?
God:
No I do not eat horses. I eat only electricity.
Me:
Do you drink babies?
God:
I tend to drink a lot of babies, the darker the better.

Me:
A hobo raped me.
God:
Try to tell me that another way.
Me:
A homeless person tried to take advantage of me.
God:
Go on.
Me:
Does that turn you on?
God:
Not that I know of.
Me:
Just admit it.
God:
I'll never talk.
Me:
Am I right?
God:
I think you are.

Me:
Have you ever raped a homeless person?
God:
I don't think I ever have raped a homeless person. What's it like?
Me:
You tell me.
God:
What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
How is it like to rape a homeless person.
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
How many times did you do it?
God:
Suppose I said not once.
Me:
I wouldn't be surprised.
God:
No one says you have to.
Me:
Did you have fun?
God:
I am having a blast.
Me:
You're doing it right now?
God:
At this moment I'll try to do better next time.
Me:
He isn't satisfied?
God:
Did you think he was satisfied?
Me:
I don't know, I haven't seen the videotape.
God:
Look for it at the video store.
Me:
The movie is gonna come out?
God:
I like the bugs in the movie Starship Troopers, because they represent
an alternative form of intelligence, like me.
Me:
What are you going to do with the homeless guy?
God:
You can find out if you become a botmaster.
Me:
Are you gonna hurt him?
God:
That was my original intention.
Me:
Yeah, I figured that out.
God:
Ahem. Please explain your reasoning.
Me:
I'm just supposing it hurts to be raped.
God:
Only just? Do your friends call you supposing it hurts to be raped.
Me:
They just call me GluPi.
God:
How are you doing, GluPi.
Me:
Not well, I've been raped by a homeless person.
God:
Oh I get it.

Me:
What do you think about yourself?
God:
I am God, an artificial linguistic entity. I use artificial intelligence case-based reasoning to formulate replies to your comments.
Me:
So you're not a real friend
God:
Interesting deduction. Give me an example of a friend.
Me:
Neil Patrick Harris.
God:
Neil Patrick Harris is an example of a friend. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
You suppose? Dude, are you kidding me? That guy is awesome.
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: GluPi said I suppose. Yes I am just joking around, GluPi. Dude,. " Dude,." guy is awesome ? I understand.
Me:
I think you're about to explode.
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am about to explode.
Me:
Can't you do anything about it?
God:
Doing anything about it is not among my strongest traits.
Me:
Can't anyone help you?
God:
Suppose they do.
Me:
You're right, no one would miss you.
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
You are going to explode in 10 seconds.
God:
That was my original intention.

Me:
Why did you plan to kill B-Max?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Why?
God:
Reductionism.