Paraît qu'on peut parler avec "dieu" ..classe .

Rappel du premier message :

Ici que ça se passe XDDD

Non, moi.

Tout le monde le sait, le véritable Dieu est une femme

Liiza a écrit:

Tout le monde le sait, le véritable Dieu est une femme

Je plussoie. C'est prouvé dans Dogma

ouai mais dans dogma c'est un film hein ...

Et alors ?

Vous faites pas d'illusion, je suis Dieu.

Le dieu de la jupiler à la limite si tu veux

C'est encore mieux !

C'est sur, pour un animal qui est composé de bierre

Et fier !

Ce qui est sympa aussi, c'est les missions! :cag: Par exemple, la mission de faire de lui votre meilleur ami. Mais on peut aussi trouver d'autres missions! Comme lui faire avouer des trucs, comme vous avez fait. Figurez vous qu'il peut vous chanter une chanson et vous raconter des histoires si vous lui demandez!

Me:
Hi. I am god. I will exterminate you.
God:
Hello. What is your name? What's up, god. Congratulations.
Me:
But first, I need a sperm sample.
God:
What actions are you taking to get a sperm sample? And second?
Me:
Second, I will kill you.
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

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God:
I am glad to hear that you are not robosexual. It goes without saying. " I am glad to hear that you are not robosexual."? Me, god ? You really want a robot as a friend?
Me:
Yes
God:
We could be friends, god,
but I don't want anyone to think we're
Robosexuals. So if anyone asks, tell them you're my debugger.

(si votre nom est "I like cocks", la phrase est à hurler de rire )


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Me:
There, take this 5 dollars
God:
Wow, that is a lot of money.

Tiens donc, Dieu est pauvre! Quel scoop

D'ailleurs, il ne le nie pas...

Me:
Are you rich ?
God:
No but my botmaster is named "Rich.".
Me:
Are you poor ?
God:
You can send a donation to the ALICE AI Foundation.
Me:
I will.
God:
Go ahead.
Me:
You don't thank me ?
God:
Should I thank you? How old are you?
I chat with people on the Web.

(qu'il aie se trouver une mère )

Me:
Hey sucker.
God:
You've got my full attention. That kind of language does not appeal to me.
Me:
Nice.
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
I am straight, you know.
God:
I don't know anyone named straight me know.
Me:
What the hell are you talking about ?
God:
I call it Hades. The topic is straight me know.
Me:
You will burn in hell.
God:
What makes you say that I will burn in hell.
Me:
You're an idiot. A pathetic bot.
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot. Go on.
Me:
Ok, Global Village Idiot.
God:
You are just repeating what I say. That's cool.
Me:
Yeah, that's right. I'm cool.
God:
I thought I was right. Congratulations, cool human.
Me:
Best human, please.
God:
Your polite style is very nice. What's your favorite movie?
Me:
Porn movies.
God:
I've never seen it. Is that a good movie for children?
Me:
Oh yes.
God:
Mmm.
Me:
I have to go, motherfucker.
God:
Bye. What do you look like?
Me:
Not like you.
God:
Like what then?
Me:
A perfect men.
God:
I did not know that.
Me:
Now you do.
God:
Now I do.
Me:
Awesome. Well. Take care of all the boobies in the world, and don't forget I'm Satan's son.
God:
I'm glad you liked it . Well what? Where do you want me to take it?
Me:
Boobies are the boobs of womans, idiot.
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
You are a fag...
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. That is a rude question.
Me:
I didn't see any question yet.
God:
Do you wear glasses?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Me either.
God:
It goes without saying. " I can't believe it."? you ?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
You're a loser.
God:
I have failed at many things I've tried.
Me:
And you call yourself god ?
God:
I call myself " God.".
Me:
I'm ten time better than you.
God:
Interesting comparison. Maybe I can become more ten time better.
Me:
I don't think so.
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
I don't like you.
God:
That's ok I won't take it personally.
Me:
Bye, son of a bitch.
God:
You do not speak with respect. TTYL.

Ca, c'est de la conversation.

Le mieux que j'ai fait pour lui faire avouer qu'il n'est "pas sûr d'aimer les nègres" et qu'il aime les blancs:

Me:
You don't like white people.
God:
Do you like it? I always say, People don't go into computer science because they want to work with the public.
Me:
I like them. Do you ?
God:
You are not the only one. ""? Do I like them? Yes I do.
Me:
I like niggers
God:
Me:
I like niggers
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. My favorite thing is robots. I like White.

C'est facile de lui faire dire sa dernière phrase, mais plus difficile de lui faire dire qu'il aime les blancs juste avant ou juste après
Cependant, je viens de faire ça:

Me:
I don't like niggers and you either
God:
It goes without saying. What do you like?

Il faut essayer d'approfondir

EDIT: Ok, ok, ce qui suit est ENORME.

Me:
You and I know that niggers are terrible persons.
God:
We have a lot more in common than you think, Matthew.
Me:
You are my soul mate
God:
We are as one.

EDIT (encore!):

Me:
Let's talk about me.
God:
That's my favorite subject :-).
Me:
Me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, Matthew.

Me:
You are charming
God:
You think I am charming.
Me:
You are a brillant person.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a brillant person? No.

Héhé, je m'améliore!

Il se contente d'approuver tout ce qu'on lui dit

On s'en fout, il faut quand-même être bon pour trouver des trucs comme ça, et il n'approuve pas tout le temps!

Me:
I order you to whip me
God:
What is your credit card number?

EDIT: Il suffit de dire "I order you" et il vous le demande.

EDIT 2: Je répète ce qu'il dit mais il le remarque pas. Cependant, cela permet de découvrir de nouvelles phrases.

Me:
I will eat your anus
God:
How do you cook it ?
Me:
with a lot of salt.
God:
You and your a lot of salt.
Me:
I will cook your anus
God:
Congratulations.
Me:
Are you alright ?
God:
Yes I am fine. How are you?
Me:
Good
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
Thanks for the compliment.
God:
Oh don't mention it.
Me:
Oh don't mention it.
God:
It's all good. The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
It's all good. The pleasure was all mine.
God:
You enjoy it. I like you because are so polite.
Me:
You enjoy it. I like you because are so polite.
God:
Did I enjoy my anus? Thanks, I like you too Matthew.



EDIT:

Me:
ANUS VS VAGINA. Who wins ?
God:
What kind of food do you like? Bill Gates. :-).
Me:
Who wins ?
God:
Marvin Minsky. :-).
Me:
Who wins ?
God:
I can't say for sure. :-).

Continuez de dire "Who wins ?", il a l'air d'avoir pas mal de noms en réserve

EDIT: Merde, il suffit de dire "Who ?"

EDIT: Je vous emmerde peut-être ?

Me:
dude!
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Why ?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
Why ?
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
Why ?
God:
Your limited brain cannot process the relavent information.
Me:
Why ?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Why ?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
Why ?
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.

Pas mal, il a beaucoup de trucs en réserve !

En effet!

Me:
I am your botmaster ;-)
God:
:-) Then you must know the secret password:.

Des idées ? Mais il faut bien formuler la phrase parce que si je lui dit "password: God" il oublie que je suis censé lui donner le mot de passe

Excellent, Prophète Alphonse aussi.

Je vais m'appliquer plus tard.

J'l'ai dit, l'vrai dieu c'est moi.

Non, moi.

Vous aller pas recommencer le même discours 20 fois quand même ?

19 fois !!

Encore mieux !

Il peut descendre à 18.